"It's not a new policy, but farting can be considered a disruption."
- Camden-Rockport Middle School principal Maria Libby
The Quote of the Day comes from this article reporting on the age-old struggle between the Barts and the Principal Skinners of this world.
Such reporting gives me an excuse to tip the hat to The Body Odd column for passing a lingering yet odorless list of fun fart facts. Yes, women do fart as much as men. Most people pass gas about 14 times a day. And, letting one rip can travel as fast as 10 ft. per second.
Tommy, pull my finger! (So juvenile! What are you? An eighth-grader!)
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